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beatonna:

when you are going to be an aunt, the babies are everywhere and they are real 

ITS SO TRUE. I got news that I’m going to be an aunt like three days ago, and BABIES.

beatonna:

when you are going to be an aunt, the babies are everywhere and they are real 

ITS SO TRUE. I got news that I’m going to be an aunt like three days ago, and BABIES.

redbrunja:

cealchylle:

You’re a watcher.

I really, really wanted to like this movie, and really did, until the plot hinged on suddenly Nick becoming a tactical mastermind, which I just couldn’t buy.

assbuttsprevail:

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

 personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.

I am Charlie

I would legit watch a movie that stars Charlie and Jacob’s dad doing their things and going fishing and eye-rolling constantly over their angsty teens’ antics. 

Even So, by Bea

A++ Zutara fic. 10/10, would read again. Features language play and subversion of tropes: my favorites!

redbrunja:

dreammetheworld:

Blue Sargent & Richard Campbell Gansey III + visions

He leaned across the gearshift toward her, pressing fingers to the place her collarbone was exposed. His breath was hot on her neck.
Gansey, she warned, but she felt unstable and dangerous.
I just want to pretend, Gansey said, the words misting on her skin. I want to pretend that I could.
The Blue in the vision closed her eyes.
Maybe it wouldn’t hurt if I kiss you, he said. Maybe it’s only if you kiss me—

It’ll be okay, Gansey told the other Blue. She could tell that he was afraid. It’ll be okay.
Impossibly, Blue realized that this other Blue was crying because she loved Gansey. And that the reason Gansey touched her like that, his fingers so careful with her, was because he knew that her kiss could kill him. She could feel how badly the other Blue wanted to kiss him, even as she dreaded it.
Okay. I’m ready—Gansey’s voice caught, just a little. Blue, kiss me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH RAVEN CYCLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH BRB DYING SO MUCH <3<3<3

http://sharkflip.tumblr.com/post/93468933880/tumblr-im-still-sick-and-im-doing-end-of-month

awesomeavocadolove:

sharkflip:

Tumblr, I’m still sick, and i’m doing end-of-month inventory reconciliation by remote because my database only gives me snapshot inventory valuation and I have to pull all my reports in the next 12 hours before we open in a new month, but I don’t know which of my orders have arrived because I’ve…

ugh, that sounds like a bunch of suck EVEN without being sick. My sympathies to you. I’m pretty much farting around in the Avengers fandom nowadays, but if you want recs I can give you some awesome ones for that. Until then:

A++ sympathy gif. <3

The inventory reconciliation is usually fine — it’s like a puzzle played with excel spreadsheets. It’s just a lot easier to do when you can, you know, see the shipment.

thorrs:

My headcanon is that Loki is so determined to prove that he’s the rightful king that he does a really really fucking good job of ruling Asgard, like better than Odin ever did. He basically tricks himself into defying his own nature.

For a while.

Then he gets bored, there’s a spark event of some kind, and hijinks ensue. Thor 5, anyone?

Tumblr, I’m still sick, and i’m doing end-of-month inventory reconciliation by remote because my database only gives me snapshot inventory valuation and I have to pull all my reports in the next 12 hours before we open in a new month, but I don’t know which of my orders have arrived because I’ve been sick for a week and I’m doing batch entry from digital invoices.

Also, my web-based piece-of-shit inventory management program spits out excel reports with merged cells, hidden columns, and numbers as text. Are you fucking kidding me? 

Can I call for sympathy gifs and/or fic recs?

Still sick. Worse than before. Started watching “Hansel & Gretel, Witch Hunters.” Realized that I really just wanted to watch The Avengers again. So I will.

Tumblr, I’m sick, and cranky because I’m sick and it’s 72 degrees, sunny, and breezy outside.

What should I watch? I have Netflix streaming, Hulu Plus, and Amazon Prime. I caught up on Arrow yesterday.