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assbuttsprevail:

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

 personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.

I am Charlie

I would legit watch a movie that stars Charlie and Jacob’s dad doing their things and going fishing and eye-rolling constantly over their angsty teens’ antics. 

Even So, by Bea

A++ Zutara fic. 10/10, would read again. Features language play and subversion of tropes: my favorites!

redbrunja:

dreammetheworld:

Blue Sargent & Richard Campbell Gansey III + visions

He leaned across the gearshift toward her, pressing fingers to the place her collarbone was exposed. His breath was hot on her neck.
Gansey, she warned, but she felt unstable and dangerous.
I just want to pretend, Gansey said, the words misting on her skin. I want to pretend that I could.
The Blue in the vision closed her eyes.
Maybe it wouldn’t hurt if I kiss you, he said. Maybe it’s only if you kiss me—

It’ll be okay, Gansey told the other Blue. She could tell that he was afraid. It’ll be okay.
Impossibly, Blue realized that this other Blue was crying because she loved Gansey. And that the reason Gansey touched her like that, his fingers so careful with her, was because he knew that her kiss could kill him. She could feel how badly the other Blue wanted to kiss him, even as she dreaded it.
Okay. I’m ready—Gansey’s voice caught, just a little. Blue, kiss me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH RAVEN CYCLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH BRB DYING SO MUCH <3<3<3

http://sharkflip.tumblr.com/post/93468933880/tumblr-im-still-sick-and-im-doing-end-of-month

awesomeavocadolove:

sharkflip:

Tumblr, I’m still sick, and i’m doing end-of-month inventory reconciliation by remote because my database only gives me snapshot inventory valuation and I have to pull all my reports in the next 12 hours before we open in a new month, but I don’t know which of my orders have arrived because I’ve…

ugh, that sounds like a bunch of suck EVEN without being sick. My sympathies to you. I’m pretty much farting around in the Avengers fandom nowadays, but if you want recs I can give you some awesome ones for that. Until then:

A++ sympathy gif. <3

The inventory reconciliation is usually fine — it’s like a puzzle played with excel spreadsheets. It’s just a lot easier to do when you can, you know, see the shipment.

thorrs:

My headcanon is that Loki is so determined to prove that he’s the rightful king that he does a really really fucking good job of ruling Asgard, like better than Odin ever did. He basically tricks himself into defying his own nature.

For a while.

Then he gets bored, there’s a spark event of some kind, and hijinks ensue. Thor 5, anyone?

Tumblr, I’m still sick, and i’m doing end-of-month inventory reconciliation by remote because my database only gives me snapshot inventory valuation and I have to pull all my reports in the next 12 hours before we open in a new month, but I don’t know which of my orders have arrived because I’ve been sick for a week and I’m doing batch entry from digital invoices.

Also, my web-based piece-of-shit inventory management program spits out excel reports with merged cells, hidden columns, and numbers as text. Are you fucking kidding me? 

Can I call for sympathy gifs and/or fic recs?

Still sick. Worse than before. Started watching “Hansel & Gretel, Witch Hunters.” Realized that I really just wanted to watch The Avengers again. So I will.

Tumblr, I’m sick, and cranky because I’m sick and it’s 72 degrees, sunny, and breezy outside.

What should I watch? I have Netflix streaming, Hulu Plus, and Amazon Prime. I caught up on Arrow yesterday.

glintglimmergleam:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

freedominwickedness:

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

Oh, my god, now I want the au story of the King and Queen swallowing her fear and inviting Maleficent, and then the scary awesome present, and Maleficent becoming the dark fairy godmother and aiding Aurora against whatever the alternate big bad is.

Aaaand, this is now all spinning out in my head as the best plot threads seem to do. *dies*

Incidentally, I read one that in one of the original tellings, Maleficent (or the equivalent) wasn’t invited because fairies must be served off of gold plates, and the only had 10 gold plates, but there were eleven fairies, so they just didn’t invite her out of a backwards attempt to be polite.

(Source: britta-perry)

MBTI most accurate descriptions

awesomeavocadolove:

woolfhammer:

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable.

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg….

I’m a butt who would do well in an apocalypse. Accurate. 

INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.

Yep.

(Source: dontbecuteyoufuck)